This is my brain on…

Turn a burner on your stove to the highest setting. Get a frying pan. Place it on the burner for twenty minutes. Get one egg. From a height of forty inches, drop it shell and all into the frying pan (note: do not butter pan!). Get a spatula. Mash the egg into the pan for one half hour.

Turn off heat and contemplate results.

You’re lookin at me.

I’m back from Smokeout – and while there were a number of folks who took pictures, turns out I wasn’t one of them. Nary a snap. So I’ll be describing it soon, as will others, I imagine, and then I’ll try to upload or link to places where some folks’ photos are. Sorry, so, so sorry.

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  1. I’m looking forward to the pix of lots of hairy-faced men smoking their pipes and cigars and raising mind-boggling clouds of smoke.

    I’m looking forward to the wild tales of smoky lust enjoyed with a select few of these gentlemen.

    I’m REALLY looking forward to actually GOING to SmokeOut myself next year.

  2. retarded, of course

    i, of course, have to respond by feeling like i wish i could pick up your little-egg-self
    and re-nature all of your protiens
    and put the shell back together again
    and stick you up my ass to incubate
    you know, leech the calcium out of the shell
    decreasing its thickness by over 25% before you hatched

    not to mention taking the fucking battery out of the smoke alarm in the kitchen
    which i’m sure is keeping you from getting a good rest

    my pipe and nat sherman were with you for just a half hour one cool LA evening with my brother
    it wasn’t, however, anything like
    being there

  3. Re: retarded, of course

    …and that would be a sweet hatching! Sleep and comic books have done the trick as well so I’m back to some semblance of semblance. Still in LA? or back up north now? Thanks for smoking and thinking.

  4. Re: retarded, of course

    Here in LA
    working on student films with my friend here at USC
    and walking in the sunshine

    there was one hot day
    but the rest have been a little chilly
    for all their brightness

    i’m leaving tomorrow or the next day for SF
    and there for a week
    then back to the mountain top
    where i will do my own incubation for a while

    i thought of you on the street corner yesterday
    and called
    but no connexion

    i called again this morning
    but didn’t get through either
    and by that time
    i had forgotten what i would have said anyway

    so this is just as well

    -reaching out-

  5. Re: retarded, of course

    …and that would be a sweet hatching! Sleep and comic books have done the trick as well so I’m back to some semblance of semblance. Still in LA? or back up north now? Thanks for smoking and thinking.

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