Turn a burner on your stove to the highest setting. Get a frying pan. Place it on the burner for twenty minutes. Get one egg. From a height of forty inches, drop it shell and all into the frying pan (note: do not butter pan!). Get a spatula. Mash the egg into the pan for one half hour.
Turn off heat and contemplate results.
You’re lookin at me.
I’m back from Smokeout – and while there were a number of folks who took pictures, turns out I wasn’t one of them. Nary a snap. So I’ll be describing it soon, as will others, I imagine, and then I’ll try to upload or link to places where some folks’ photos are. Sorry, so, so sorry.