Turn a burner on your stove to the highest setting. Get a frying pan. Place it on the burner for twenty minutes. Get one egg. From a height of forty inches, drop it shell and all into the frying pan (note: do not butter pan!). Get a spatula. Mash the egg into the pan for one half hour.
Turn off heat and contemplate results.
You’re lookin at me.
I’m back from Smokeout – and while there were a number of folks who took pictures, turns out I wasn’t one of them. Nary a snap. So I’ll be describing it soon, as will others, I imagine, and then I’ll try to upload or link to places where some folks’ photos are. Sorry, so, so sorry.
LOL oy smoked ham
I so wish I could have been there.
I’m looking forward to the pix of lots of hairy-faced men smoking their pipes and cigars and raising mind-boggling clouds of smoke.
I’m looking forward to the wild tales of smoky lust enjoyed with a select few of these gentlemen.
I’m REALLY looking forward to actually GOING to SmokeOut myself next year.
Wow, for a minute I thought you were chanelling Yoko Ono!
Start writing, bitch
One picture = a thousand words. Start doing that visceral voodoo that you do so well.
Hope you are recovering… and still basking in the afterglow!
retarded, of course
i, of course, have to respond by feeling like i wish i could pick up your little-egg-self
and re-nature all of your protiens
and put the shell back together again
and stick you up my ass to incubate
you know, leech the calcium out of the shell
decreasing its thickness by over 25% before you hatched
not to mention taking the fucking battery out of the smoke alarm in the kitchen
which i’m sure is keeping you from getting a good rest
my pipe and nat sherman were with you for just a half hour one cool LA evening with my brother
it wasn’t, however, anything like
being there
Re: retarded, of course
…and that would be a sweet hatching! Sleep and comic books have done the trick as well so I’m back to some semblance of semblance. Still in LA? or back up north now? Thanks for smoking and thinking.
Oh that photo that photo that photo!!! You make me want to crawl into the monitor!
More like smoked pork butt – which wouldn’t make a bad screen name….
aren’t you sweet! thanks for making my morning!
Re: retarded, of course
Here in LA
working on student films with my friend here at USC
and walking in the sunshine
there was one hot day
but the rest have been a little chilly
for all their brightness
i’m leaving tomorrow or the next day for SF
and there for a week
then back to the mountain top
where i will do my own incubation for a while
i thought of you on the street corner yesterday
and called
but no connexion
i called again this morning
but didn’t get through either
and by that time
i had forgotten what i would have said anyway
so this is just as well
-reaching out-
Re: retarded, of course
…and that would be a sweet hatching! Sleep and comic books have done the trick as well so I’m back to some semblance of semblance. Still in LA? or back up north now? Thanks for smoking and thinking.
Oh that photo that photo that photo!!! You make me want to crawl into the monitor!
More like smoked pork butt – which wouldn’t make a bad screen name….