…comes from djmrswhiteand it is a lulu. To wit:
My question is who would be the victor in a kaiju battle: Original Nayland or Mecha-Nayland?
I would tend to say Original Nayland, simply because Mecha-Nayland is mainly built out of disassembled craft projects from a failed commune (i.e.popsicle sticks and macrame) but on the other hand O-Nay is one stout and lazy motherfucker, so he’d probably tucker out after a few minutes of staggering around and swinging wildly. A good strategy would be to distract him with Extra-Crispy Nayland and then Bizzarro Nayland (the one who actually works out, cleans his room and has money in the bank) could step in sucker punch him.
Whatever happens expect one long trail of wreckage from Osaka to Sherman Oaks.
Why am I turned on now?