Today’s question…

…comes from djmrswhiteand it is a lulu. To wit:

My question is who would be the victor in a kaiju battle: Original Nayland or Mecha-Nayland?

I would tend to say Original Nayland, simply because Mecha-Nayland is mainly built out of disassembled craft projects from a failed commune (i.e.popsicle sticks and macrame) but on the other hand O-Nay is one stout and lazy motherfucker, so he’d probably tucker out after a few minutes of staggering around and swinging wildly. A good strategy would be to distract him with Extra-Crispy Nayland and then Bizzarro Nayland (the one who actually works out, cleans his room and has money in the bank) could step in sucker punch him.

Whatever happens expect one long trail of wreckage from Osaka to Sherman Oaks.

Why am I turned on now?

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  1. Re: BIZARRO! I LOVE YOU! BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

    Bizarro Dave White =

    1. Is flight attendant.
    2. Enjoys football even more than . Also play golf very good and like it!
    3. No see the dirt.
    4. Like it when framed print from Pier One match pretty sofa.
    5. Can’t wait for next albums by A Simple Plan and 3 Doors Down, greatest bands in Bizarro Universe!
    6. 8-pack abs. Ribbed sweaters excellent for tucking into Hedi Slimane cigarette pants!
    7. Think “Mamma Mia!” greatest play ever after “Lion King.”
    8. Own “Steel Magnolias” on DVD! Wear out two prior copies!
    9. Command all men in glasses switch to contacts to make handsome!
    10. Bareback bottom! Fill me up!

  2. Re: BIZARRO! I LOVE YOU! BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

    Bizarro Dave White =

    1. Is flight attendant.
    2. Enjoys football even more than . Also play golf very good and like it!
    3. No see the dirt.
    4. Like it when framed print from Pier One match pretty sofa.
    5. Can’t wait for next albums by A Simple Plan and 3 Doors Down, greatest bands in Bizarro Universe!
    6. 8-pack abs. Ribbed sweaters excellent for tucking into Hedi Slimane cigarette pants!
    7. Think “Mamma Mia!” greatest play ever after “Lion King.”
    8. Own “Steel Magnolias” on DVD! Wear out two prior copies!
    9. Command all men in glasses switch to contacts to make handsome!
    10. Bareback bottom! Fill me up!

  3. Why am I turned on now?

    Why not? I am.

    My question: How did you know you wanted to be an artist? Did you know? What made you choose to pursue this particular thingamagig?

  4. Why am I turned on now?

    Why not? I am.

    My question: How did you know you wanted to be an artist? Did you know? What made you choose to pursue this particular thingamagig?

  5. Re: BIZARRO! I LOVE YOU! BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

    Dude, oh, fuck…I think I peed a little.

    Seriously, this is some funny shit right here…and yet, I know people like that.

  6. Re: BIZARRO! I LOVE YOU! BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

    Dude, oh, fuck…I think I peed a little.

    Seriously, this is some funny shit right here…and yet, I know people like that.

  7. Re: BIZARRO! I LOVE YOU! BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

    good thing that original dave white wants to makeout with all the four-eyeses of the whole world. except donald rumsfeld. and kissinger. but yes to sally jesse raphael.

  8. Re: BIZARRO! I LOVE YOU! BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

    good thing that original dave white wants to makeout with all the four-eyeses of the whole world. except donald rumsfeld. and kissinger. but yes to sally jesse raphael.

  9. Guess what you’re getting

    Yesterday on my way to see Miyazaki’s newest, Howl’s Castle, I stumbled across a Tokyo version of Toy Tokyo, with a row of toy vending machines out front. One of them had Gojira eggs with 12 or more different Gojiras commemorating the major movies (remember he recently got his claw prints set into cement on the Hollywood Walk of Fame). You assemble the Gojira from the pieces inside so that, like Kinder Eggs, the finished toy is even larger than the large egg!

  10. Guess what you’re getting

    Yesterday on my way to see Miyazaki’s newest, Howl’s Castle, I stumbled across a Tokyo version of Toy Tokyo, with a row of toy vending machines out front. One of them had Gojira eggs with 12 or more different Gojiras commemorating the major movies (remember he recently got his claw prints set into cement on the Hollywood Walk of Fame). You assemble the Gojira from the pieces inside so that, like Kinder Eggs, the finished toy is even larger than the large egg!

  11. Dear Nayland,

    I hope that we meet sometime. I admire your sense of whimsy, insightful observation, and compassionate self examination. In my imagination, I am riveted by the gaze of your beautiful eyes while we discourse over giant mugs of hot chocolate sitting by a view. You are the kind of man who makes me want to rise to be your peer. I should delete all of my live journal posts to this point so that they don’t exist in the same universe as your mighty prose.

    Sincerely,

    Robert Broadfoot,
    a dilletante

  12. Dear Nayland,

    I hope that we meet sometime. I admire your sense of whimsy, insightful observation, and compassionate self examination. In my imagination, I am riveted by the gaze of your beautiful eyes while we discourse over giant mugs of hot chocolate sitting by a view. You are the kind of man who makes me want to rise to be your peer. I should delete all of my live journal posts to this point so that they don’t exist in the same universe as your mighty prose.

    Sincerely,

    Robert Broadfoot,
    a dilletante

  13. Re: Dear Nayland,

    I am stunned to silence. Any man with such a fetching picture and such measured diction has nothing to worry about…so avoid the delete key and instead type away!

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