I’m a trackball kinda guy – coworkers are always a little put off when they try to do something on my computer because of it. But there comes that time in every trackballs life when it starts tseize up and then you need to pop it out and deal with it: the Crud. The crud that acculutaes around the support points on the inner housing of the ball. I just cleaned mine, and it’s like some super concentrated kind of belly button lint. Grotty, as we used to say.

Now that all you Virgos have returned from having the heebie-jeebies let me say that question answering will recommence shortly…