…. of stale, stale cake. All set to chow down on a hunk of carrot cake, bite one tells the sad tale: grainy, stiff, flavorless. A second bite is no better; it’s not just the outside edge, it’s pretty much the whole thing, I try just eating the creamcheese frosting and taste the flavors of stale refrigerator air. So into the garbage it goes and with it a small bit of illusury luxury.
Now how will I punctuate my afternoon?
¡Cakesniffer!
Easy for you to say! I should mention that my mother made me a lovely rhubarb pie for christmas. I’ve eaten half of it so far.
pudding…lots and lots of pudding. . .
Another sad fact…
There’s no good pudding source near the office. I think I might have to resort to Dunkin Donuts. In fact it’s probably my turn to by the box of nibblers for the office.
Give up on this afternoon; there will likely be no punctuation. Try to plan something for tomorrow instead!
(wonders if your mother lives in new zealand to be able to get fresh rhubarb during the winter)
Given her force of will, I imagine she could order rhubabrb to grow on the streets of New York in mid-December. But a more likely explaination is imports.
you could masturbate to gay porn?
Why, Carmelita Spats! Imagine meeting you here.
I’m not Carmelita Spats. I am a Very Furry Drewbear.
or perhaps to a Betty Crocker cookbook…
Oh, touché.
Easy for you to say! I should mention that my mother made me a lovely rhubarb pie for christmas. I’ve eaten half of it so far.
Another sad fact…
There’s no good pudding source near the office. I think I might have to resort to Dunkin Donuts. In fact it’s probably my turn to by the box of nibblers for the office.
Given her force of will, I imagine she could order rhubabrb to grow on the streets of New York in mid-December. But a more likely explaination is imports.
Isn’t that….
… the same thing? Actually It’s not possible to masturbate in my office – well lit, glass door, lot’s of traffic. But that makes me wonder how many folks have masturbated at the workplace and if so how recently? Discuss…
Isn’t that….
… the same thing? Actually It’s not possible to masturbate in my office – well lit, glass door, lot’s of traffic. But that makes me wonder how many folks have masturbated at the workplace and if so how recently? Discuss…
Re: Isn’t that….
No masturbation, but I did pee in a used soda cup (with lid). Lil’ X-mas present for the custodial staff.