The Outrage and sadness….

…. of stale, stale cake. All set to chow down on a hunk of carrot cake, bite one tells the sad tale: grainy, stiff, flavorless. A second bite is no better; it’s not just the outside edge, it’s pretty much the whole thing, I try just eating the creamcheese frosting and taste the flavors of stale refrigerator air. So into the garbage it goes and with it a small bit of illusury luxury.
Now how will I punctuate my afternoon?

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  1. Another sad fact…

    There’s no good pudding source near the office. I think I might have to resort to Dunkin Donuts. In fact it’s probably my turn to by the box of nibblers for the office.

  2. Isn’t that….

    … the same thing? Actually It’s not possible to masturbate in my office – well lit, glass door, lot’s of traffic. But that makes me wonder how many folks have masturbated at the workplace and if so how recently? Discuss…

  3. Isn’t that….

    … the same thing? Actually It’s not possible to masturbate in my office – well lit, glass door, lot’s of traffic. But that makes me wonder how many folks have masturbated at the workplace and if so how recently? Discuss…

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