Cut and paste your way to irrational desperation…

Treat Heart Pig knows how to turn any occasion into a holiday. He loves to treat others even more than he loves to treat himself. He’s a real sweetheart. He loves good friends, good food, and a good old-fashioned get-together. He has a tendency to overeat but usually takes things in moderation. He get along well with everybody else because he’s always surprising them with little gifts and treats. His symbol show his wholehearted devotion to helping others live life to the fullest.

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I hate Treat Heart Pig, Treat Heart Pig is probably in my house right now wiping his ass on my clean socks, cackling about how he’s made this day a holiday. Yeah a holiday from human dignity. Treat Heart Pig is a character made up on a day when all the other good character attributes were taken. If I were on the Care Bears I would take Treat Heart Pig aside and explain how if he really cared about good friends and food food, he’d sacrifice himself for a good old- fashioned get-together, like a Luau. But would he? One Look at the smug expression on his ill-favored mug should tell you the answer to that. If you love Treat Heart Pig then the Terrorists win.


  1. I bet the little guy’s good for something…

    Roast loin of pork with white wine and mustard
    Crown of Pork Rib Roast
    Pork Adobo
    BBQ Ribs
    Pulled pork
    Jerk pork

  2. ice cream = LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

    hey snuggy wuggy
    it’s a beautiful sunny day!
    yest it is, my widdle snuggy bunny!
    Oh YES!
    the sun is shining down on your little head
    [buried underground: where you belong]
    and the hippies are on parade here at my street corner again!
    Oh Yes!, Babby buggy wubby fuggy fucker!
    you’re a happy little fat pig!
    is your little puppy Lei-high! Chewing on his ears? his hooves? his gutt?
    we can make baskets out of his dried intestines together, my cute little baby
    it’s a beautiful day!
    i’m so glad to see you so full of love and FriENDship!
    happy baby nayly wayly
    my cute huney muffin
    don’t jab any pens in your eyes or anything
    letting bullshit get the best of you makes the Terrorists win…
    shouldn’t you be writing about raping the king of the pirates or something?

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