Last night is the night Santino should have gone Barvarian: I like the idea of a figure skater with “Auf Weidersien” on her tush.

And in related thoughts:

Andrae: what’s with the black mask? No one told you about Catwoman flopping?

Kara: Start packing now : single sleeves killed Lupe and they will kill you.

Emmet: You are now free to hang out with some people as relaxed as you, like Britain’s royal family.

What is the “Tootie”? Is Eve Ensler writing some monologues for it?