Can Toothpaste go bad?
Especially crappy Duane Reade brand knockoff toothpaste? Toothpaste that comes in a little squirt bottle so that it looks like a bluegreen condiment?
After being on this job for a couple of weeks I ralized that I would want to brush my teeth here on occasion. Well, those occasions have been so few that today as I took the goo and the blue Oral B brush with the small head into the bathroom, it was struck with the comprehension that it’s taken me more than an two years to get through less than a quarter of the container. Immediately the stuff looked suspicious and tasted gluey and brackish in my mouth. Problem is – I use a different brand at home, so my comparison memory is way out of whack.
Clean Mouth? or Deadly Mouth?
Yes, but it wont kill you!!!
Bad toothpaste, becomes very thick and rubbery. Ther isn’t a smell, and wont br effective at cleaning your teeth!
Yes, but it wont kill you!!!
Bad toothpaste, becomes very thick and rubbery. Ther isn’t a smell, and wont br effective at cleaning your teeth!
I never buy at Duane Reade anyway – ever see http://www.DwayneGreed.com ?
I never buy at Duane Reade anyway – ever see http://www.DwayneGreed.com ?
I’m trying to come up with some way to flirt in response to this post… but I’m at a loss!
Tarnation!
I’m trying to come up with some way to flirt in response to this post… but I’m at a loss!
Tarnation!
I Would hazard a guess, Mr. Blake, that you’ve had worse in your mouth. <grin>
But then again, when you’ve had worse, it has probably been far more aesthetically pleasing…
I Would hazard a guess, Mr. Blake, that you’ve had worse in your mouth. <grin>
But then again, when you’ve had worse, it has probably been far more aesthetically pleasing…
You could be a gentleman and offer me some fresh paste…
ugh – now even I hate me
You could be a gentleman and offer me some fresh paste…
ugh – now even I hate me
Worse or better are such debateable terms.
Worse or better are such debateable terms.
I’m proud to say that I’ve been told that my loads taste really good.
I’m proud to say that I’ve been told that my loads taste really good.
“So long, it’s been good to know ya…”
Oh god, you are so doomed!
(Think Jeff Goldblum tugging on his teeth and fingernails in the bathroom scene from Cronenberg’s The Fly.)
…unless it was wintergreen, in which case you’re probably okay, except your teeth will tend to glow in the dark and emit sparks.
“So long, it’s been good to know ya…”
Oh god, you are so doomed!
(Think Jeff Goldblum tugging on his teeth and fingernails in the bathroom scene from Cronenberg’s The Fly.)
…unless it was wintergreen, in which case you’re probably okay, except your teeth will tend to glow in the dark and emit sparks.
Is it wintergreen toothpaste? Do we get to see your teeth sparkle even with the lights out?
So long as it’s not Tom’s of Maine. Nasty Bu$h supporters!
Is it wintergreen toothpaste? Do we get to see your teeth sparkle even with the lights out?
So long as it’s not Tom’s of Maine. Nasty Bu$h supporters!
I am very into Aquafresh Extreme Clean Fluoride Toothpaste
cleaned with a electric Spiderman colgate tootbrush. I feel fresh all day…
I am very into Aquafresh Extreme Clean Fluoride Toothpaste
cleaned with a electric Spiderman colgate tootbrush. I feel fresh all day…
But do they whiten and fight plaque?
But do they whiten and fight plaque?
I don’t know if they’d help you in that way, but they’d probably help me.
If I’ve gotten off but good, I feel good and am thus more inclined to brush and floss more regularly.
🙂
I don’t know if they’d help you in that way, but they’d probably help me.
If I’ve gotten off but good, I feel good and am thus more inclined to brush and floss more regularly.
🙂
Is that really true? I started boycotting them because I heard that they were right-to-lifers, then I heard that that was an urban myth. I still don’t use them, but I am curious about your source on them.
Is that really true? I started boycotting them because I heard that they were right-to-lifers, then I heard that that was an urban myth. I still don’t use them, but I am curious about your source on them.
What I use at home is Arm and Hammer, since it always seems the least sugary to me. But I’m entranced these days with the more liquid-y in the bottle tooth products be cause they seem so much more sensible for travel.
What I use at home is Arm and Hammer, since it always seems the least sugary to me. But I’m entranced these days with the more liquid-y in the bottle tooth products be cause they seem so much more sensible for travel.
Re: “So long, it’s been good to know ya…”
As long as I get to spit up acid and dissolve smug jerks, I’m good.
Re: “So long, it’s been good to know ya…”
As long as I get to spit up acid and dissolve smug jerks, I’m good.
There’s a good pick up line: “Your dentist told me to blow you”
There’s a good pick up line: “Your dentist told me to blow you”
Works for me…
*takes it out*
Works for me…
*takes it out*
Ok just checked: the faq on thier home site deals with the abortion issue here:
http://www.tomsofmaine.com/faq/#C1
and this site lists them as an alternative for people who want to boycott companies that support Bush:
http://www.boycottbush.net/consumers.htm
That makes it kinda unlikely they are dubya supporters.
Ok just checked: the faq on thier home site deals with the abortion issue here:
http://www.tomsofmaine.com/faq/#C1
and this site lists them as an alternative for people who want to boycott companies that support Bush:
http://www.boycottbush.net/consumers.htm
That makes it kinda unlikely they are dubya supporters.
I think it’s probably because they’re from the Bush family vacation home town.
They still use SLS in their toothpaste.
I think it’s probably because they’re from the Bush family vacation home town.
They still use SLS in their toothpaste.
You could be a gentleman and offer me some fresh paste…
ugh – now even I hate me
Worse or better are such debateable terms.
But do they whiten and fight plaque?
Is that really true? I started boycotting them because I heard that they were right-to-lifers, then I heard that that was an urban myth. I still don’t use them, but I am curious about your source on them.
What I use at home is Arm and Hammer, since it always seems the least sugary to me. But I’m entranced these days with the more liquid-y in the bottle tooth products be cause they seem so much more sensible for travel.
Re: “So long, it’s been good to know ya…”
As long as I get to spit up acid and dissolve smug jerks, I’m good.
There’s a good pick up line: “Your dentist told me to blow you”
Ok just checked: the faq on thier home site deals with the abortion issue here:
http://www.tomsofmaine.com/faq/#C1
and this site lists them as an alternative for people who want to boycott companies that support Bush:
http://www.boycottbush.net/consumers.htm
That makes it kinda unlikely they are dubya supporters.
I dont think so…
I dated a Quaker once and Tom himself called to speak to my Bf to try and lure him away from his other job to work for tomsofmaine… he’s a bigtime Quaker (Tom) – I doubt the Quakers support bush.
I dont think so…
I dated a Quaker once and Tom himself called to speak to my Bf to try and lure him away from his other job to work for tomsofmaine… he’s a bigtime Quaker (Tom) – I doubt the Quakers support bush.