Can Toothpaste go bad?
Especially crappy Duane Reade brand knockoff toothpaste? Toothpaste that comes in a little squirt bottle so that it looks like a bluegreen condiment?
After being on this job for a couple of weeks I ralized that I would want to brush my teeth here on occasion. Well, those occasions have been so few that today as I took the goo and the blue Oral B brush with the small head into the bathroom, it was struck with the comprehension that it’s taken me more than an two years to get through less than a quarter of the container. Immediately the stuff looked suspicious and tasted gluey and brackish in my mouth. Problem is – I use a different brand at home, so my comparison memory is way out of whack.
Clean Mouth? or Deadly Mouth?