I AM 52% WHITE TRASH!
I may have been raised white trash, but I have escaped to find the other side. Even now my white trash traits sneak out, like drinking beer from the bottle at a restaurant.
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With a 2% margin of error
I AM 52% WHITE TRASH!
I may have been raised white trash, but I have escaped to find the other side. Even now my white trash traits sneak out, like drinking beer from the bottle at a restaurant.
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With a 2% margin of error
Irony
I grew up in Georgia.
I’m 7/8th white (the rest, Native American).
My step-mother would defend the KKK.
My dad doesn’t understand why my mom still lives in her neighborhood since it “went black” years ago.
I had an aunt who ran a “honky tonk.”
…in a double-wide.
…with a gravel parking lot.
…in rural southeastern Missouri.
My step-mother would have me wear Kmart knock-off polo shirts with camouflage shorts when I stayed with them.
Irony
I grew up in Georgia.
I’m 7/8th white (the rest, Native American).
My step-mother would defend the KKK.
My dad doesn’t understand why my mom still lives in her neighborhood since it “went black” years ago.
I had an aunt who ran a “honky tonk.”
…in a double-wide.
…with a gravel parking lot.
…in rural southeastern Missouri.
My step-mother would have me wear Kmart knock-off polo shirts with camouflage shorts when I stayed with them.
Re: Irony
This is fascinating. Explain “honky-tonk”.
Re: Irony
This is fascinating. Explain “honky-tonk”.
Re: Irony
I’m not sure if you’re joking or not, but I’ll answer it anyhow.
A honky-tonk is a sleazy bar that usually plays country music. I was too young to go into my aunt’s place, but I remember sitting in the car waiting…. and being fascinated by the fact that I could look under the whole building and hear the music and yelling.
Re: Irony
I’m not sure if you’re joking or not, but I’ll answer it anyhow.
A honky-tonk is a sleazy bar that usually plays country music. I was too young to go into my aunt’s place, but I remember sitting in the car waiting…. and being fascinated by the fact that I could look under the whole building and hear the music and yelling.
Re: Irony
Well, it was your quotation marks that got to me. I thought you were being polite, using it as a euphemism for something else.
Re: Irony
Well, it was your quotation marks that got to me. I thought you were being polite, using it as a euphemism for something else.
It told me I was 37% white trash, and I come from a working-class family…
It told me I was 37% white trash, and I come from a working-class family…
Can we say that this is hardly a scientific enquiry?
Of course I assume that it told you that you are 100% hot.
Can we say that this is hardly a scientific enquiry?
Of course I assume that it told you that you are 100% hot.
Actually, it told me that you are 100% hot.
But it said I was not supposed to let you know that until you were sitting in my lap. So for now, please forget I said it.
Actually, it told me that you are 100% hot.
But it said I was not supposed to let you know that until you were sitting in my lap. So for now, please forget I said it.
Slap me hard and call me an effete easterner
Slap me hard and call me an effete easterner
Can we say that this is hardly a scientific enquiry?
Of course I assume that it told you that you are 100% hot.
Seriously flawed… everyone knows that real white trash doesn’t *drive* the camaro, it drives the rusted out old pickup because the camaro is up on blocks
Seriously flawed… everyone knows that real white trash doesn’t *drive* the camaro, it drives the rusted out old pickup because the camaro is up on blocks