You know what? I need to fuckin draw more. I was at the Tom of Finland Erotic Art Fair in NYC this weekend and saw some drawings that just made me green with envy. And I got in some drawing time too this weekend, turning out some things for my gallery to take to the Basel Art Fair – which I guess is next weekend. All you folks in Switzerland: there’s some art coming your way that was just pencil lead a week ago.
But the truth is I don’t draw enough – I can turn it out when I need to, but drawing is like playing your scales: do it enough and your technique noticeably improves. I’ve only done one residency in my life, but I would love to do one where all I did was draw for a few weeks. Maybe have a couple of models come in.
Okay, now this is officially entering the realm of workplace daydreaming.
(on an amusing side note – here’s what LJ’s spell checker suggested instead of “fuckin”: fucking, fuck in, fuck-in, firkin, frickin, ducking, faking, fuck, fuckings, funking, bucking, lucking, mucking, pucking, sucking, tucking, yucking, forking, fuguing, Fijian, fucks, Fagin, flicking, dicking, fucker, fluking, fuck’s, fucked, duking, Fuji)
I prefer to use “pucking” and “duking” when children are around.
oh yeah, and you should draw more!!
I think “fuguing” is my favorite. And yer fuckin right! I should draw more. Or maybe I should draw Roger Moore…
You are so silly today! And YES, you and I both should draw more!
Just go pucking draw duking Roger Moore in a fugue state!
This could get addictive.
you wanna draw? come draw my pussy! (: it’s so CUTE!
“Fijian” is my new euphemism of choice. How scary is it that the tendrils of the Harry Potter phenomenon have extended to the point where Microsoft Word spellcheck recognizes “Azkaban”?
And I also vote for the more drawing.
You SHOULD Fijian draw more!
Hehehe.
I don’t know, I say we should all hold a fuck-in….
I falkland hope it won’t be anything like the last fag-in, when i fuguin’ puked on my motherfijian dickies, dude
Personally, I’d like to publicly thank jawnbc for fook, fookin, fookt. It’s definitely crept into my fookin vocabulary.
I’ve only done one residency in my life, but I would love to do one where all I did was draw for a few weeks. Maybe have a couple of models come in.
Oh, Nayland…if I was only able to magically transport you to Alfred for the two week life drawing workshop I’m currently teaching. Lots of space, natural/controlled lighting situations and very nifty tableaux. Boy and girl models posing, simultaneously! It’s a life drawing wonderland!
I think “fuguing” is my favorite. And yer fuckin right! I should draw more. Or maybe I should draw Roger Moore…
JUST DO IT.
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& next time I come over I’m bringing fingerpaints. Annie Sprinkle ain’t got nothin on your frellin’ corpus.
Re: JUST DO IT.
Yeah, and that link has another of my tired excuses on it… *sigh*
Fuckin‘ – that’s fuckin‘ !
As a member of the Apostrophe Protection Society I really do believe you need a refresher course…
I’ve just finished “Eats, shoots and leaves”. Believe me when I tell you that I left the apostrophe off deliberately, since to me it seems blunter, and less like an upper class person attempting to render dialect into written language.
Damn! Where the fluke was I?
Hey, at least you CAN draw. I’m helpless there, and so I have to simply live in awe of people like Robin Walden, TC, Mancerbear, Jugga and others. (Yes, I’m mostly referring to nekkid/erotic bear art here, what can I say — my mind’s currently stuck in the gutter.)
Feh!
I picked up the book last week and saw that the Introduction was written by Frank McCourt. I promptly returned the book to the shelf.
(And doesn’t the author use an ampersand in the title?)
i vote for yuckin
I’ve just finished “Eats, shoots and leaves”. Believe me when I tell you that I left the apostrophe off deliberately, since to me it seems blunter, and less like an upper class person attempting to render dialect into written language.
Damn! Where the fluke was I?
Irish Fekk Ups and Fook Ups
The interesting thing about‘s posts is that he’s spelling out one pronunciation in Irish usage, but the more classical fook up is actually fekk up or fekkin. Who knew there was a formal usage for nasty ass cursing in Irish usage? It’s in Joyce and in O’Casey, though I can’t think of any more current examples.
weren’t you in fiji that day ?